42

Nothing to see here, so move it along.
the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

the-goddamazon:

ianthe:

nunsandbongsjesusanddongs:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

this always makes me laugh lmfao

oh sweet oven-roasted titties it’s back. r-money has risen. let us give thanks and praise this day

That Binders Fulla Women album look like it would be dope as shit.

(via moriarty)

fluffmugger:

eatingcroutons:

madlori:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

I’m Robocop.
Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

I RE-WATCHED THOR YESTERDAY
SAY HI TO YOUR NEW GOD OF THUNDER

..snowpiercer
………….fuck.

Apparently I single-handedly defeat Shan Yu and his army, in doing so save China, and bring honor upon my family. FOREVER.

fluffmugger:

eatingcroutons:

madlori:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

I’m Robocop.

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me.

I RE-WATCHED THOR YESTERDAY

SAY HI TO YOUR NEW GOD OF THUNDER

..snowpiercer

………….fuck.

Apparently I single-handedly defeat Shan Yu and his army, in doing so save China, and bring honor upon my family. FOREVER.

(Source: astroextensionist)

  • shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
  • shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE

kimmsauce:

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

sitting on the toilet

(via fluffmugger)

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu, via starsaremymuse)

beyoncesupremacy:

saltiestmermaid:

azntoo:

skindeap:

shakeitoffpickyourselfup:

aromaeus:

jshaath:

Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth.

I hear no lies.

yoooo

I did not think she would go there but then she did I literally screamed YAAAAAASSSSS BITCH DRAG THEM LIKE YOU’RE TRYNA WALK A CAT

oh shit

bloop

White women and their feather light drags are the reason why I live.

(via live--love--fitness)